napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

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nativeparticles:

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

Sad how this is so brilliant

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songs-of-earth:

Today I went to see guardians of the galaxy for the fourth time so naturally I did galaxy themed makeup to commemorate the occasion

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The best times to kiss a girl


abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

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buildabitchworkshop:

according to popular show like pretty little liars

teen girls dress like this everyday

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with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing

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at school

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and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies

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u know what teenage girls really look like?

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or this

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or this

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and wear shit like this

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adn this

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why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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mickie-ezra:

nahshaw:

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

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avenger-rogers:

Whoever you are, you understand me on a deep level.

avenger-rogers:

Whoever you are, you understand me on a deep level.

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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