“What a beautiful wedding.”

the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

(Source: salliethesalad, via stalinlovesyou)

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via hotboyproblems)

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

(via fandoms-are-life-29krm)

twlboaj:

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

that and the scene where you see his butt is literally all freshman english classes discuss 

twlboaj:

danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

that and the scene where you see his butt is literally all freshman english classes discuss 

(Source: warriorclara, via youre-faerie-pretty)

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)

(via ddaryl-dixon)

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(via hi)

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

(via ddaryl-dixon)

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

[vroom vroom motherfucker]
47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

[vroom vroom motherfucker]

47 years old and still as awesome as ever..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)

(via gracefulyawkward)

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

(via mspaintofficial)

Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.


roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

(via modelcitizenandblogger)

douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

(via gracefulyawkward)

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

(via boats-against-the-roger)

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand