lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

(via the-one-the-only-teddy)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via padfoot-padewan)

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

image

(via hotboyproblems)

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

(via crystal-clefairy)

Anonymous asked

9, 10, 15, 28

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

It’s probably either smile or stature

10. Single?

always

15. Hugs or kisses?

I can’t choose because i don’t have adequate experience with both options

28. Who would you like to see right now?

Lizzy and a couple other people (go me for avoiding names)

~thanks for the questions~

ask me things because i’m annoying and desperate 

Honesty Hour


  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What is your favourite band?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Ever skipped class?
  • 5. Ever been to a festival?
  • 6. Ever drunk alcohol?
  • 7. Ever done drugs/smoked?
  • 8. Hows the weather right now?
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 10. Single?
  • 11. Favorite TV show?
  • 12. Any nicknames?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Dream job?
  • 15. Hugs or kisses?
  • 16. Last time you cried?
  • 17. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • 18. Are you flexible?
  • 19. Have you ever been bullied?
  • 20. Had a boy have a crush on you?
  • 21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 22. Any piercings?
  • 23. Favorite movies?
  • 24. Favorite sport?
  • 25. What are you doing right now?
  • 26. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
  • 27. Have you ever loved someone?
  • 28. Who would you like to see right now?
  • 29. Do you like to travel by plane?
  • 30. Are you missing someone?
  • 31. Do you have a tattoo?
  • 32. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
  • 33. Are you a confident person?
  • 34. How many concerts have you been to this year?
  • 35. Do you think you're goodlooking?

disenchantinqs:

everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it

(via andrewquo)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via hotboyproblems)

guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

(Source: africant, via skinny-jeans-and-teenage-dreamss)

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via skinny-jeans-and-teenage-dreamss)

i am an expert at fucking up in front of cute people

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via ruinedchildhood)

reblog if you’re a fan of hydration


(Source: cokeproblem, via sympathetic-cactus)

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