(Source: hippiesispunkz, via brownchick)

sharkdoom:

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

:)

(Source: jceygatto, via brownchick)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus, via the-one-the-only-teddy)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via the-one-the-only-teddy)

slow-m-down:

amazingdanissexy:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*

remove cattle from stage

slow-m-down:

amazingdanissexy:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*

remove cattle from stage

(via the-one-the-only-teddy)

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

(Source: nikigoes, via gemetti)

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(via infectedbywrackspurts)

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

(via emotionalgay)

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via 50shadesofsarcasm)

Phil is truly underrated...

(Source: amazingphil-gifs, via stalinlovesyou)

cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

(via emotionalgay)

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand